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its hard to describe how a man could left everything he had on land and went out to sea...
its even harder to describe how bright the stars at night and how fresh the cool morning air when you are in the middle of the ocean...
the hardest thing is to describe how close you are to death and how god could took your life at any time...
come to sea and see for yourself...

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come to sea and see for yourself

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

story of watchkeeping officer - landlubbers byk tanye...wahahah

entri sekali harung utk menjawab soalan landlubbers yg dtg mencurah seperti coklat yg membanjiri ladang gandum....utk pertanyaan mengenai kedudukan anak yg hilang di shopping complex ketika anda sibuk memborong...sila ke kaunter pertanyaan....



penunggu kaunter pertanyaan...jabatan didik ikan..




soalan satu : "landlubbers tu ape weyh....ang dok sebut2 slalu tu laa??"

landlubbers ni bermaksud orang2 darat..yg xde experience ttg laut dan ilmu kelautan...kapal dan jugak perkapalan...ataupun orang kapal yg baru first time keje kapal dan xde experience langsung...mrk itu dipanggil landlubbers....


soalan dua : "weh...ko nye posting pasal melawan lanun tu cakap pasal draft ngan freeboard..apetu..?"

aiseh....freeboard ni adalah...ketinggian shipside/ hull kapal yg diukur dari paras laut (waterline) ke bahagian atas dek (upper deck level)....draft/draught ni lak kedalaman yg diukur pd shipside dari paras laut (waterline) ke bahagian kapal yg paling bawah skali nun (keel)...


soalan tiga : "eh..btul ke boleh bawak bini kat atas kapal...??"

bisa aja pak...isteri bisa dibawa...cuma jangan dibawa cewek yg belum dinikahi...



soalan empat : "camne kapal isi minyak eh...ade stesen minyak ke...??"

wahahaha....ade..kat sandakan ade stesen minyak shell...btul2 depan tembok sebelah KD Sri Sandakan...x caye tanye org sandakan....ngahahahaa...

ok2...kapal bile nk isi minyak..dia akan ade operation yg dipanggil bunkering...dimana ia boleh dibuat scr ship to ship ngan bunker barge ataupun pkai hose sambung dari bunker line darat kat port time kapal merapat kat jeti....slalunye kapal guna method nombor satu...ship to ship dgn bunker barge....

minyak yg kapal guna ade dua...samada Marine Diesel Oil atau Heavy Fuel Oil...ape pasal ade dua..tu kena tanye engineer...sy tau ade minyak...leh jalan...itu saja....wahahahaha...



soalan lima : "sadin...kapal ko ade laser range finder x....?"

uik...ape tu....?
laser range finder xde....kapal navy ade kot...haha..




soalan enam : "ade line tepon x kat tgh2 laut tu...?"

xde line..nak tepon pn xleh...ape lg nk main internet broadband....kalu nk tepon...kita ade satellite phone cap Inmarsat...



soalan tujuh : "korang semayang jumaat x...??"

xyah...sbb x cukup 40 org...kapal ade 25-35 org krew je...kena lak campur non Muslim....Zohor sudah....hahaha..



soalan lapan : "ko x cuak ke lanun dok hijack2 kapal byk2 tu..."

x takut....PASKAL ade...escort lg ngan BM5...tp kalau kena gak hijack mau x cuak...ak mintak korang doa laa biar aku balik bernyawa lagi kalu jd camtu...ok....amin..




soalan sembilan : "camne korang dpt gaji ea...die bg kat kapal ke ape ke..?"

x leh cite gaji..sensitif.....haha

gaji dibayar oleh kompeni dgn mem-bank in-kan dlm akaun sedia ada...tp kadang2 bila smpai port...akan ade request dr crew utk dptkan duit..wat blanje2...

so kapal time ni akan dpt cash advance...duit ni di bagi pd krew...tp dia potong gaji laa...bergantung pd berapa amaun cash advance yg di request...kalu 7500...dpt laa dlm tgn 7500...tp dlm akaun zero laa utk bln tu sbb dh mintak cash advance...

kat darat time cuti..xde gaji...tp ade duit standby..yg mana kompeni byr basic je...smpai naik kapal balik..



soalan sepuluh : "ko ni navy ke...?"

haah...aku merchant navy..tp x bwk kapal perang...aku bawak keta kebal...wahahahaa....



soalan sebelas : "bila ko nak naik kapal bro..?"

xtaw la saya....selagi kompeni x panggil...ak dok laa atas darat ni ngan korang sume...huhu...



boleh tahan gak korang landlubbers tanye soklan...ade boleh pakai...ade yg klaka...wahahhaa...good2...




-come to sea and see for yourself-

2 comments:

iqbal said...
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ikansadinmknorang said...

gila staun x naik kapal..itu cam dh kene buang keje..itu mcm...sila lari ke kompeni lain...wahahhaaa