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its hard to describe how a man could left everything he had on land and went out to sea...
its even harder to describe how bright the stars at night and how fresh the cool morning air when you are in the middle of the ocean...
the hardest thing is to describe how close you are to death and how god could took your life at any time...
come to sea and see for yourself...

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come to sea and see for yourself

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

landlubbers byk tanya - ade2 aje korang ni...

entri kaunter pertanyaan jabatan kerajaan yg penuh dengan persoalan....utk soalan SPM tahun2 lepas sila mintak cikgu skolah korang...


wahaha...

letih jwb soklan korang...cam interview televisyen lak..



ni soalan cepumas dari landlubbers kepada aku seorang seafarer....(yg blum naik kapal lagi)...mampus aku...



soalan satu : "ko blayar dlm Msia je ke..??"

x gak...tgk kapal laa..ade kapal main trade dlm Malaysia je...masuk Kerteh...Pasir Gudang...Sungai Udang..Bintulu..Singapore...

ade gak kapal main trade foreign...kalau MISC...kapal gi Europe byk...LNG ade..tanker pun ade...ade LNG gi Japan ngan Korea...kalau kontena...merata2 die pegi...India ade..UAE pun ade...Singapore pun die gi...Hong Kong die gi...tapi pusing satu dunia pun...balik la gak skali skala tanah air terchenta ni...

nk gi USA...mintak tanker...x pun LNG...

kapal gi Mongolia xde...sbb sana xde laut...wahahaha....





soalan dua : "susah x blaja kat ALAM...?"

ikut ko laa...kalu rajin...senang...kalu malas cam aku...susah ler...blaja kat sana cam skolah asrama je..siang kelas dr pkul 8 smpai pku 4...ptg ade main2 sukan skit...malam ade prep..smpai pkul 10...

subjek pun simple...xde la complicated cam kat U tu ke...mula2 mmg pening laa..kena lak subjek navigation..rules..chartwork...yg mana ade pakai calculation sikit2...tp calculation die based on math moden...bukan add math...so layan saja....

jadi..pandai2 laa korang...





soalan tiga : "shipboard training boleh naik berapa kapal ea..?"

average 2 kapal...ade gak 3 kapal atas sebab2 tertentu...cam masuk drydock ke...PASKAL naik xde tempat tinggal ke time escort...ade yg naik 1 kapal je..sebab die ske kapal tu..and x nak tukar dah...

kalau MISC...die bahagi ikut fleet..LNG..naik kapal LNG je...kalau Fleet...die tukar2 lak..naik tanker ngan container...ini dulu punya cerita laa...

skang ni...dah campur2...kadet naik kapal ade yg LNG first ship...2nd ship tanker...ade gak x turun2 dah dr LNG...ade container saje dr 1st ship smpai 2nd ship...ade tanker 1st ship..LNG 2nd ship...so skang ni depends...ak xleh cite sbb benda dah lain..tp general idea die camtu laa...





soalan empat : "result saya 12A...saya nak masuk ALAM..sana ok x..??"

pasal ape la ko nk masuk ALAM...byk lg tempat blaja lain kat Malaysia ni..ALAM gak ko mintak...ko nye result tu bagus kalau mintak UIA jurusan bioteknologi atau UKM jurusan kejuruteraan bendalir dan hidrodinamik (ak sental je course tu...)

xpun ko mintak gi oversea...gi Novosibirsk buat medic ke....gi Jordan ambik usuluddin ke...baru betul...

result power2 ni..xyah laa dok ALAM...rugi je...kesian la kat member2 ko yg result die 4-7A tu...die nak blaja gak..kalau budak cam ko ade 50 org...mana bdk2 yg result ala2 average tu nk masuk...?

skang ni...aku cadangkan ko x yah la join...wahahaha....jahat gila aku.....!!!!

(nk masuk..suka ati laa...ak saje je bikin panaz...wahahaha...)





soalan empat : "ALAM tu kat ne..??"

alam tu byk...alam semesta ada..alam barzakh ade...alam dan manusia ade...alam akhirat..alam flora...alam maritim...so dia ada kat mana2....

haha...aku gurau je...ALAM ade dua kampus...satu kat Melaka (DNS) satu kat Terengganu (DME)..

yg Melaka ni letaknye kat ujung negeri...ceruk gila...dgn jarak dr town ke kolej adalah 30km plus2...ini bukan cite jalan atau highway cam KL ok..ini cite jln kampung...ngan xde public transport melainkan bus Patt Hup Airlines...so pikir laa...nk hidup sedap kat town...baik pilih MMU ke...UM ke...ape ke...

masuk ALAM dok kat hulu...x best...hahaha





soalan lima : "betulkah yg para pelaut ini kaki perempuan dan suka minum arak...sila jawab...?"

mana saya tau...org darat pun byk kaki romen ngan kaki mabuk...kaki bangku...kaki ayam..kaki rembat...kaki buang anak...kaki buat ngan anak...kaki rogol...kaki betting bola...kaki rembat bola...kaki lima..kaki tangan...dan macam2 kaki lagi...

so jgn nk salahkan org kapal je....nama pun manusia...bukan malaikat...bkn semua bagus....baik darat..baik laut...pikir laa sendiri....

dah laa...



soalan enam : "girls bleh ke join keje kapal...?"


up to you la..x nk komen pjg2...nnt kementerian wanita keluarga dan pembangunan masyarakat label sy seksis dan x sensitif dgn wanita...bukan boleh diaorang tu..

skang dah ade dh girls kat kolej tu...so gi lah apply...see for yourself whether it suits u...and good luck




soalan2 ni aku make up sendiri dan ade yg btul bdk tanye....tp dah tentu inilah FAQ yg slalu kuar and yg aku slalu dpt dan terpaksa aku jawab berulang2 kali...so baca la sendiri...pandai2 laaa....

aku rasa cam kena tukar profession je...keje ngan HR MISC lak gak nye....hmmm.....

-come to sea and see for yourself-

2 comments:

iqbal said...

bdak tuy byk tanya betul lah... ish3.. HAHHAHAH
spe lah kan bdak tuh....
WAKAKAKAKKA

ikansadinmknorang said...

ak x cakap ape2 pn k...ang yg ngaku...wahahhaha....

xpe..x tau tanye..jgn diam je..

good one...