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its hard to describe how a man could left everything he had on land and went out to sea...
its even harder to describe how bright the stars at night and how fresh the cool morning air when you are in the middle of the ocean...
the hardest thing is to describe how close you are to death and how god could took your life at any time...
come to sea and see for yourself...

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come to sea and see for yourself

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

story of watchkeeping officer - aku nk beli Hilux...aku nk XFR gak...!!

entri yg bertajuk "belum keje dah nk beli kereta...dey pi buat lesen dlu la brader..." setelah meleleh ayaq lioq membaca Top Gear Malaysia edisi April...

oh BMW X6M...kalaulah aku anak lord...aku beli skang gak...


ini BMW-X6..kat Malaysia harga dia 600k...kerajaan sungguh zalim sbb jual keta mahal2...kaut untung 300%..x aci sial...!!



huhu...

time kolej dlu...(aku sebut kolej sebab akademi tu panjang dan nk menyebut nye cam x sedap bila berbual) sume batch mate aku dok pasang angan2 nk beli kereta...iyelah..seafarers ni kaya cam lord..so bila duit byk..kereta pun kena la up gak...standard weh...

dlm ramai2 model kereta...kereta made in Japan ichiban menjadi pilihan...sebab kompeni2 Japan ni dah lama established kat nugaro kita nie...spares berlambak..service center pun x fcuk up...ape lagi kereta mrk ni boleh tahan smart dan laju..sesuai dgn mrk yg berjiwa speed demon spt Fared Kumeel dlm cite Rump-et.....


maka berkumandangkah nama2 seperti....


Honda Civic Type R...


Nissan Fairlady 350Z...

Mitsubishi Lancer 2.0...



Toyota Caldina....


Mazda RX-8...

itu brand yg slalu disebut2 dan diulang2 siarannya setiap kali cite psl kereta ni...

yg ramai nk angkat dah tentulah Civic ngan Fairlady....yg ni kena Type R nye version x pun Nismo nye spec...bukan stock nye weh....pastu byk gak yg ske Caldina...officers pn ramai yg pakai Caldina nie...ape pasal ak x tau...

kereta kontinental pun ade peminatnye...BMW tu kira ade gak yg menawan...3 series ngan 6 series yg dah di AP kan dan di recondition tu..kira leh di capailah dgn gaji uh dah up skit dr 7k tu...mampu la gak...

aku..??


satu bijik pun tak tersenarai dlm list tu....sbb ak x ske kereta yg common...Civic..dah tentu berlambak2 org pakai..jadi ia x lagi rare...sama la gak ngan Caldina tu....dlu rare laa...skang x lg..

bila member2 aku tanye...ak nk angkat kar ape brand...aku cakap...


Toyota Hilux....kalau aku kaya cam anak lord..ak nk angkat BMW-X6....kaler putih enjin diesel...2.5..


 toyota hilux...kenderaan pacuan empat roda pasca apokaliptik...didatangkan bersama pelancar grenade dan machine-gun .50 caliber utk kegunaan membunuh zombie...juga sesuai utk berkebun..


semua nganga...Hilux common la pulak..byk kot atas jalan...X-6 tu btul la rare..

apesal ko amik 4x4 weh...??

ak saje je...bila korang nye kereta breakdown...ak leh tlg jd kembalik...angkut gi workshop...nnt ak nk pasang lampu kelip2 ala2 polis tu...letak kangaroo bar...siap ade spot light stadium cap Hella...tayar gedabak utk gi Camel Trophy ngan Paris-Dakar Race...siap winch depan blakang...pastu kalu korang konvoi satu Malaya..ak jd marshall korang...dok depan skali...siap jerit.."beri laluan...beri laluan.." kat ak nye loudhailer...wahahaha...

pastu ade fixation utk .50 calibre gun kat blakang..ngan satu fixation utk machinegun 30mm kat belah kiri...nnt kalu ade zombie leh je aku sapu ngan peluru...wahaha...

lg nganga bdk2 ni...wahahahaaa...

aku ade sebab sendiri psl ape ak amik Hilux ngan X6 nih....ye laa...zaman skang ni...zaman apokaliptik...byk bencana alam..bencana x alam...gempa sana..tsunami sini...so aku perlukan kereta yg mampu meredah ape jenis muka bumi utk lari dr kemusnahan tamadun manusia...leh gak msuk hutan utk tlg org tua aku gi menembak ayam hutan....

kalau x jd benda2 camtu...lg bagus...ak leh bwk masuk kebun...angkut durian...angkut nangka...angkut rambutan berbakul2 bwk balik..then open je tepi jalan jual buah...dpt side income...nk pkai Lancer...x pass kot masuk kebun...melainkan spec WRC..tu pun kalau ade...

pastu katalah Dato` Sri ANU(ar) berjaya menggulingkan kerajaan secara coup d`etat....ak nk join skali...so Hilux sesuai utk membawa penyokong2 reformasi...tp ak x sokong diaorang ok...ak just provide transport...1 org aku charge RM25...klau dah 10 org...kena lak pergi balik ambik lg 100 org...waah...kaya den...

Perkara sama gak akan aku buat bila ade lak sape2 yg nk menggulingkan beliau secara coup d`etat...charge RM25 sorang...ak neutral ok...sy tolong siapa2 saja....janji cukai kereta 300% di mansuhkan...

wahahahhaaaa....

haa...nmpk x jalan die..tp xpe laa...korang nk bli..ikut korang laa...ak ade brand lain jd idaman...xnk cite nnt dah x rare lg....yg korang leh tau...nama die XFR and its a UK made car....

surat utk parti memerintah....

 dear government of malaysia...i would like to have this car..but ur protective taxing make this beauty unreachable by my financial standards..although my pay is slightly higher than any menteri or ADUN...


so anyway...i would gladly pangkah ur party if the current tax on foreign automotive is lifted...but if u guys maintained the unnecessary and protective tax just to gave proton a so called boost...u can kiss good bye in the next general election...i`ll vote the opposition instead...so fcuk off lah corrupted leaders..!!!

wahahaha....

-come to sea and see for yourself-

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